midwestern mayonnaise

Pasty White Midwestern family who never leaves their home town. kids usually stay with their parents until their late 20's

My friend from highschool is still living at home. Their family is such midwestern mayonnaise.

by bleach blinders July 17, 2020

Mayonnaise Thrust

When you cum inside her and keep on pumping, hence thrusting the Mayo.

I Gave My wife the Mayonnaise Thrust after cumming prematurely last night.

by Slumin May 24, 2023

Mayonnaise Monkey

A way to call someone white, or just to call them something else other than a cracker.

Jared is such a mayonnaise monkey, he thinks he owns everything.

by Defining dude March 15, 2022

spicy mayonnaise

When you come in her mouth but you have an std.

Yesterday tyler gave me a taste of some spicy mayonnaise. 😜

by Crack feen August 29, 2022

Mayonnaise sandwich

When having sex you cum in between two vaginas

Mayonnaise sandwich

by Jeff5362874 October 07, 2020

Mayonnaise Goblin

A pasty white liberal (Democrat) who wants to cancel everyone they don't agree with. Everything is "literally Hitler" when they don't get their way. They also enlist minorities to do their dirty work and then take credit for it. Just like they did during slavery. Usually has a minimum of 30 cats.

Kyle Rittenhouse 3
Mayonnaise Goblins 0

by Randy H Hornaynay February 15, 2021

Mayonnaise Face

Someone who is of the consistency of mayonnaise.

Arman you are a mayonnaise face!

by kakakats August 27, 2008