When somebody signs you up for free subscriptions or free merchandise of useless nature in order for you to be bothered by telemarketers and religious organizations. The instigator hopes that the person being "joked" will receive numerous garbage, telephone calls and whatever else the company sends such as videos and magazines.
I thought I had a parcel but it turned out to be joke mail that somebody signed me up for. Now they call me all the time.
by Zeek77 March 17, 2007
a.k.a.: "P-mail"
A message left by one land-based mammal for another through the method of depositing urine in a place where another mammal is meant to discover and interpret it. Message is limited to the format of a personal add (species, gender, age, health & pregnancy status, etc.) but does include a rough timestamp. As with most messaging standards, readers will very according to quality and the accuracy of the information extracted from the message will vary accordingly. This method of messaging is used extensively by wild animals "marking their territory" and domesticated dogs on walks in public places.
A message left by one land-based mammal for another through the method of depositing urine in a place where another mammal is meant to discover and interpret it. Message is limited to the format of a personal add (species, gender, age, health & pregnancy status, etc.) but does include a rough timestamp. As with most messaging standards, readers will very according to quality and the accuracy of the information extracted from the message will vary accordingly. This method of messaging is used extensively by wild animals "marking their territory" and domesticated dogs on walks in public places.
It is nearly impossible to run with my dog in the park because he is generally too focused on checking and responding to his pee-mail for us to gain any momentum.
by The Stever February 28, 2009
Bowser enjoys his nightly walks, because he can send and receive p-mail on all the local trees, poles and hydrants
by JoJoh October 23, 2006
That’s yellow mail bro
by 1Shot Duke August 03, 2019
Messages or images sent via brainwaves. "Psychic" massages, or mail; Telepathy; any messages received from another's brain, either extracted by or sent by a person possessing "Psychic" mental abilities.
-Phrase coined by Jameson Ian McGuire.
-Phrase coined by Jameson Ian McGuire.
Person 1: "I was thinking today, 'god I hope he calls', but you didn't." *sadly*
Person 2: "Well sorry I didn't check my lobe-mail." *sarcastically*
Person 2: "Well sorry I didn't check my lobe-mail." *sarcastically*
by Jameson McGuire May 12, 2007
a) When you send an e-mail to the wrong person
b) When you receive someone else's mail.
c) When you receive mail or an e-mail saying you have lost a family member, your house burnt down, you lost your job etc.
b) When you receive someone else's mail.
c) When you receive mail or an e-mail saying you have lost a family member, your house burnt down, you lost your job etc.
a) Oh, crap! I just sent the love letter for the girl I'm cheating with to my wife!
b) Hey, Mr. Nicolas! I got you mail by mistake! I didn't know you were a hooker!
c) I got fail mail from my boss. He fired me for being late yesterday.
b) Hey, Mr. Nicolas! I got you mail by mistake! I didn't know you were a hooker!
c) I got fail mail from my boss. He fired me for being late yesterday.
by Wolf5297 December 19, 2009
by Bernard Bangwanger October 21, 2004