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Fat tailed gerbil

The only other type of gerbil that's kept as domesticated pets. They don't really look like their relatives, they look like lightly colored dwarf hamsters with a slab of hairless flat meat as a tail.
I barely recognized the fat tailed gerbil as a gerbil.
by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023
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verbal Gerbil

phone sex techinque most often used by the homosexual population
" Man that was really hot on the phone last night, you really got me with the Verbal Gerbil!"
by TaporChoke July 23, 2008
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Gerbil Dick

My girlfriend was at the mall.
Some dude said hello to her.
I said who is that she said, Some guy my friend did, she said he is hung like a gerbil Dick
by Thenry February 22, 2024
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Gerbil Gliding

Verb action A Group of friends (2 or more) bend over in a knee and hand position and push out the lubed gerbil out of the anus. (After lubing said gerbil and inserting into anus) The furthest distance wins.
Kyle, Lyle, and I lubed the gerbils and bent over and squeezed. Kyles' gerbil went the furthest as he won the competition. The gerbil gliding competition was complete.
by Darkerone March 20, 2025
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Trouser Gerbil

A soft penis inside your trousers. A penis at rest.
At work he keeps his trouser gerbil in his pants.

This women is not hot enough to awaken his trouser gerbil.
by Ollie431 October 13, 2020
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The Gerbil

A coworker who gets constant promotions because he is so far up the boss’s ass that he’s like a gerbil in a homo’s poop shoot.
Hear about The Gerbil? He’s a fucking director now!
by Thug wanna June 23, 2023
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Gerbil

Smol, cute, cuddly, brainless and completely useless for any real world task
Jim's great but completely gerbil without a 900 page guidebook on hand
by Cock sparkles March 16, 2022
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