Matt: Should I bitch ditch her?
Chantel: Whats that?
Matt: To avoid all talking and eye contact with a person.
Chantel: Whats that?
Matt: To avoid all talking and eye contact with a person.
by for chantel :P January 21, 2009
Carey the Crackhead is a Ditch Ho.
by DesertMama77 April 22, 2011
Dude : Hey babe you down for some ditch dingers tonight?
GF: Sure! As long as i can do some dick dingers!
GF: Sure! As long as i can do some dick dingers!
by PeterFitzinWell September 12, 2019
A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.
What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!
Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019
by Lenny the Ditch Prune December 03, 2013
A cross betweenditch pigand mud cricket.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.
A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.
Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.
Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.
A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.
Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.
Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.
Did you see that man with the cow boy boots walk into her house? One of the kids called him dad, do you think she's a Ditch Cricket ?
by B Silent March 18, 2018
the time of night when all the people you are texting or IMing suddenly stop replying to your messages
person 1- kim and angelika stoped texting me last night.
person 3- wow man, that kinda sucks, that's the ditching hour for ya
person 1-yeah, I guess
(p.s. Person 2 died)
person 3- wow man, that kinda sucks, that's the ditching hour for ya
person 1-yeah, I guess
(p.s. Person 2 died)
by 13lue Dog March 01, 2011