Fat cock in the ass.

Code word people in prison should use for drugs.

John:Hey berry, can I have a fat cock in the ass. Berry:yeah man, I'll give it to you in the shower.
Guard1: what are those prisoners talking about over there in the corner.
Guard2: Something about a fat cock in the ass in the shower.
Guard1: well I'm definitely not going back to the shower area for at least a couple hours
Guard1:yeah, its not like there trading drugs back there

by 50shadesofdone November 21, 2014

cock o' the walk

A phrase used to describe a person who is "too cool for school".

"Sir may I get your autograph", "Nahh, i'm the cock o' the walk baby".

by Spencer Heath November 27, 2007

cock on the brain

When someone puts it in your ear and you can feel it touch your brain so hard.

We were just hanging out and he put his " cock on the brain" ; it felt so weird .

by Colly Color June 23, 2016

Cock In The Pudding

The insersation and/or placement of an erect penis in a pudding or jelatin like substance.

I came home from class and found Anthony's cock in the pudding, I then joined him with my cock in the pudding.

by The gang bang coalition for safe sex December 14, 2008

cock in the eye

a girl who is looking for peninis is said to have cock in the eye, or alternatively, to be cockeyed.

that chick's got cock in the eye

by fkr July 30, 2003

cock blocking the party

The act of killing the vibe of a party or event.

"Dude, the police sure were cock blocking the party at Mardi Gras this year."

by EveryManAKing February 9, 2010

Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015