A backward, narrow-minded ignorant person from Central Texas, a red-neck. The term was derived from individuals who earned their incomes from harvesting cedar (juniper) trees for fence-posts; and was actually celebrated until recently (Cedar Chopper Festival, in Cedar Park, Texas, a repugnant bedroom community north-west of Austin, Texas).
David, that is the stupidest, most ignorant thing I've ever heard anyone say, you really are a Cedar Chopper.
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