A backward, narrow-minded ignorant person from Central Texas, a red-neck. The term was derived from individuals who earned their incomes from harvesting cedar (juniper) trees for fence-posts; and was actually celebrated until recently (Cedar Chopper Festival, in Cedar Park, Texas, a repugnant bedroom community north-west of Austin, Texas).
David, that is the stupidest, most ignorant thing I've ever heard anyone say, you really are a Cedar Chopper.
by Arid Shrub January 13, 2006
Get the cedar choppermug. A murderous sexual move, the Chicago Chopper was first practiced by mob in Chicago in the 20's and has since become a staple of maphia rape-murder. As a woman is performing fellatio on a man, just before he cums he slits her throat and cums onto it.
News Anchor; A womans body was discovered yesterday, the victim of a Chicago Chopper. Police are currently investigating.
by BlackBeard89 April 7, 2010
Get the Chicago Choppermug. When taking a pee pee, the toilet seat lid falls down and lands on your doo dah dang wang resulting in a sore penis.
by marksmum March 16, 2009
Get the Nob Choppermug. by Nodrama September 27, 2006
Get the knob choppermug. "The Chopper 8 has landed."
by SSColin32 July 27, 2006
Get the Chopper 8mug. by n.oNigga January 8, 2008
Get the choppers with drumsmug. 