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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Valeria "Cheez-Itz" Eidroch: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
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Cheeze-It Hooker

She’s named after a cheese, but she’s really only a side piece. Somebody please start a GoFundMe page for this chick, as she clearly has some Daddy issues.
Yo, that chick last night was a Cheeze-It Hooker. I gave half my paycheck to Boomer Jacks and all I got was this T-shirt.
by Texas Hook 'Em June 27, 2025
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True Cheez

🧀🧀🧀 True Cheez is a special type of cheez that hypercharges your instincts. There are many types of instincts that get hypercharged: Ultimate cheez yellow stunning aura instinct, Flight instinct, Singing cringy songs and splattering the enemy instinct, Flood the world with fatness instinct, Eat the sun and let the earth freeze instinct, Slap your sibling instinct, and much, much, more. These are just to name a few instincts that are awakened upon consuming True Cheez. ⚠️ DO NOT CONSUME FAKE CHEESE ⚠️ 🧀🧀🧀
NO WAY

THE TRUE CHEEZ IS REAL

I HAVE TO– I MUST– EAT IT!!!!
by THE_ULTIMATEANT February 8, 2024
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the real cheeze

A fucking good person who is really good at Fucking your girlfriend
by BraesonK the cheeze October 5, 2016
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Cheez-it

noun used to refer to a partially White, partially Asian person, based on the fact that they are a cracker, but are not white
You fucking mixed-race Cheez-it, nobody loves you!

Nobody likes burnt Cheez-its, so you should stop roasting me.
by NotUpSideDown November 13, 2017
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Government Cheeze

A government come up such as COVID cash, inflation subsidy check, student loan repayment check
Playa living well on all that government cheeze.
by FUBAR FISTER December 1, 2022
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