by Redhairisdabom May 31, 2010
Get the Fur Bagel mug.Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.
Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"
by Twiggy627770 September 12, 2005
Get the ass bagel mug.When a woman who is currently menstruating pees in a cup and let's it congeal into a fine jelly like substance. She then proceeds to spread it on a bagel and serves it to her sexual partner telling him/her that it it a bagel with strawberry jam on it.
Carol: Did you hear about Lizzy? Susan: No, what happened? Carol: Her girlfriend gave her a Strawberry bagel!! Susan: That's super hot!
by Ken-dur-uh!! October 30, 2010
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A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.
by Cyclone B March 9, 2019
Get the toast the bagels mug.by deathsheep December 20, 2010
Get the Joe Bagel mug.A penis which is short,round and wide. Not a desirable thing, can be a result of a high-impact accident in the genetal area.
I wipped out my Bagel dong on her back last night, she was so dissapointed, girls just don't appreciate variety anymore.
by jewishdave February 22, 2011
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