hobi water

ARMYs use Hobi Water instead of Holy water

"Did you see that?! I think I need some Hobi Water for my eyes!"

by SeungminPuppy February 28, 2020

Night Water

Water drank specifically at night, somehow tasting better than normal water.

Frank: This Night Water sure is good.
Chad: Where did you find it?
Frank: This big tank at work.
Chad: Don’t you work at the nuclear plant?
Frank: Oh s h i t.

by 5 Lemons September 2, 2019

sock water

a condescending synonym for "tea"

The term "sock water" is often used to express contempt toward tea and people who consume it. Legend has it that the word was brought into popular American vernacular by the outspoken Wisconsin cheesehead, Brad Turriff. However, this legend is not true, as the term was coined long before he was born.

Why don't you drink pop instead of that disgusting sock water?!

by Ruby Wilson June 24, 2006

dog water

When you're absolute garbage at a video game

Bro you're literally dog water.
LMAOOO you're fucking dog water!

by heyyyjon December 12, 2020

cancer water

What some e-girl on the internet sold for $30 to some 40 year old men who live in their mom's basement.

Guy 1: I just bought something for $30

Guy 2: Let me guess, cancer water?

Guy 1: No, It's Belle Delphine's bath water

Guy 2: that's what I said fuckin' idiot

by MaxPandaLord August 17, 2019

Test the Waters

When one attempts to find out if someone that they are into would date them / is interested in them.

Person 1: "I don't think she would be interested..."
Person 2: "Dude, Test the Waters!"

by jcrabmeatr June 9, 2019

A Fiji Water

A really hawt, and hard to get dude/gal

“Damnnn Dylan is such a Fiji Water”

“The new girl Stacy is such a Fiji Water, all the boys are drooling over her”

by squacoon October 17, 2018