Tennessee Tea

Moonshine, typically from the Southern Appalachian Mountain regions (Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, etc..)

"This is some strong Tennessee Tea!"

by Pdubwest May 27, 2019

Tennessee Robinhood

When you gettin the good succ and you pull it out of her mouth and just before you nut you screech, “MY AIM IS TRUE!” And proceed to nut in her left eye.

I’m about to shoot you with that Tennessee Robinhood

by DerpyPot8to February 24, 2018

Tennessee Blindfold

Laying your woman down, and draping your balls over her eyes in such a way that the bridge of her nose splits your testes, and each ball covers an eye.

Woman: give me the Tennessee Blindfold!

by Octopus Pussy February 9, 2020

Tennessee bullseye

Where you take a fat moist lip of dip, lay her down on her back with her knees to her chest. Round up a good dip loogie and spit it straight into her asshole then proceed to use it as lube.

Man we were just sitting there and my woman said, "let's try something new and kinky" so I agreed and gave her a Tennessee bullseye.

by Unclefukker February 20, 2020

The Tennessee Horseshoe

While performing intercourse on your significant other, you unexpectedly rear like a horse and neigh at the top of your lungs. When he/she questions your horselike antics. In the heat of the moment, you strike her in the head with a horseshoe and eat hay off their unconscious body.

Yee Hah. I just found out dad cheated on me with my sister so I did The Tennessee Horseshoe on Ma'.

by LilAbortionClinic June 3, 2020

Tennessee Turtleneck

When a girl gives head to a man with an uncircumcised penis and gets lint and other shit stuck in her mouth from his foreskin.

The other day I had to floss after giving Cody a Tennessee Turtleneck.

by loafnaround September 19, 2020

Tennessee Toothpick

Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....

“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”

“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”

“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”

“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*

by LPeezy February 2, 2023