Ted Rosing

The art of being a complete douchebag who doesn't return phone calls.

"Did you get a hold of him?"

"Naw man, he's Ted Rosing"

"Shiiiit".

by Nina1985 November 8, 2019

Ted Baker

An impeccably perfect clothing brand that is only suited for the top .01% of the economic demographic of the world. Often worn by guys that shoot 80 while playing a little “degen (Degenerate) golf” and own houses in numerous high mortgaged residential townships such as Atherton and Malibu.

-“Yo Flores, your jacket is really nice”
-“I mean come on, of course it’s nice, its Ted Baker”

by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee November 2, 2022

Ted Kennedy

"The Swimmer" a man who got away with murder.

My gun has killed less people then TED KENNEDY'S car.

by but sex master June 25, 2004

Ted Banker

(also known simply as Ted, Tbank, and many others)

A shot of Cabo Wabo washed down with a gulp of flavored seltzer water. Genius.

Ted Banker? He has shots too?

Tbank shots on me bitches.

by spawnofTed December 15, 2008

Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag

something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).

thanks a bunch for making me call the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag India customer service line. The dude could not even speak English!

by rhinozrus February 19, 2009

ted kennedy

Any of various fat, red-faced, thickset rodents, inhabiting northern regions and known for periodic mass drunk migrations that sometime leads to driving off in water, ending their mate's life in drowning.

See also Lemming

Liberals do the Ted Kennedy on the way to the Fabricate 9/11 movie because they want to know how to gain favor with Hezbollah.

by the waffletoday July 4, 2004

ted nugent

A complete fucking moron that does a lot of cocaine. Ted Nugent is a close-minded Republican asshole.

Ted Nugent's ego shows a lack of penis width.

by Sehctib Natas Mi May 30, 2005