The Taxi-Cab Confession

When you and your lucky lady (Who must be wearing a skirt) Get into a taxi, after giving her an Alabama Hotpocket... The cabby will notice the smell of sex and poo, and once you get to where you need to be... (Hopefully somewhere with a shower!) You get her to stand infront of the car while you lean in and tell the cabby you have a confession.. when he asks what, she shakes the shit out of her nappy ass poon and you run away! The Cabby might even forget to make you pay!"

"Me and Monica totally pulled the taxi-cab confession last night on this dumb paki!"

by EJG1234 April 7, 2009

Gta 5 taxi song

the song goes don don don donnn don donnn don don don don.

Friend: Give a song suggestion
Me: The GTA 5 Taxi song
Friend: What is that song?
Me: The song that goes don don donnn don don donnn don don odndon and its in the GTA 5 Taxi
Friend: Now i understand Thanks!!!!!

by adam bjurström hater November 23, 2021

Boston Express Taxi Service

It's a travel service not a taxi service.

I am going to use the Boston Express Taxi Service and give them a 1 star review on facebook

by notarchs March 20, 2022

your mom is like a taxi

Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.

Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
Ted: no y
Me: cuz i ride her all day lololol
Ted: lol fuk u

by Tool Warehouse June 29, 2008

beer taxi (see, beer cab)

A taxi that will deliver beer to your residence outside of any store operating hours, albeit for an exhorbitant fee.
Origin: Hamilton, Canada

Dude, its past 9, the beer store is closed, you'll have to call the beer cab.

by E_Sharp January 6, 2005

taxi

Who my friends think I drive...

A random guy: So, should we call a taxi?
My friends: Don't worry, Steve is here! He will take us home, don't you?

by @Abu__Memes November 6, 2021

Poon Taxi

The vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner's house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of sexual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most "poon taxi" incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive

Friend: "Hey dude! Please drive me over to my girlfriend's house! She's really horny!"

Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"

by beretta_dilly_whop August 6, 2011