target sushi

One may use "Target Sushi" as an excuse for calling in sick to work for purposes of skipping working that day while not actually being ill. It's an uncommon excuse for calling in sick but quite believable if you play it off correctly as even Sushi lovers may cringe at the thought of a bad batch of department store quality seafood. It may be a wonderful excuse as well since the following day upon returning to work it's believable that you would be back to full health as you simply had food poisoning from a bad serving of raw fish.

Hello, Yes boss I regret to inform you I will not be able to make it to work today as I (ughhh) am quite ill, I made the mistake of sacrificing quality for convenience and had a bad serving of Target Sushi.

Ey, Yo homes! Toss me a beer and lets get goin' to the waterpark I called in and told em "Target Sushi" !

by 1O80P January 3, 2016

Butt Target

(n) One who plays the role of the "catcher" in male homosexual intercourse

Look at those fags, I bet the one on the right is the butt target.

by STUDMUFFIN007 October 9, 2009

pro target

he's just this guy you know?
posts on the internet a little
macks the ladies a little
an all round dude, what more can i say

did you see pro target's namedrop?

by hal900000 January 11, 2008

Soft Target

girls where your chances arent real good, minimal amount of effort as possible should be spent cause its gonna take a lot of alcohol and a miracle to slay her

Drew: I wonder what I have to do to get into her pants?

Eric: Start praying, cause you dont have much of a chance with that soft target.

Drew: I guess Ill wait till 2. Hopefully she will be seeing double.

by Rico Suave and Brody Epic December 14, 2008

Target-Trons

freaks that hang out at target

"Dude, those kids that hang out at Target are a little off."

"Yeah, the Target-Trons"

by GmanRyfun December 25, 2008

Target Practice

When the male shits on the females stomach then the female proceeds to crab walk around the room while you try to jizz on the shit hence the name target practice.

Hey Dave! My girlfriend and I doing Target Practice last night! I'm not very accurate so there's jizz everywhere in my room!

by TheWetOne June 14, 2016

target cart attendant

if they didnt exist, target would die

LOD: wow, target cart attendant, if you didnt exist, target would die

by imsosorryforyou February 15, 2010