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by unknow source December 8, 2003

taken in hand

Also known as tih. A form of hypertraditional monogamous relationship in which the man and woman agree that the man's word is final. A code word for families in which the father/husband/male is allowed to take action that result in a lifetime of therapy for the female/children. Ought to be outlawed, but seems to be widely practiced by judges in Texas and other morons.

"Clementine, there's too much starch in these-here shirts. You know the penalty!"

"Oh yes, Bart, I'll never do it again!"

"Guess it's time to be taken in hand. This is for your own good."

(submits to being paddled, but only after ritual prayer to Jesus the Lord and Savior)

by Dick Cheney's spawn April 17, 2014

takeshima

When the Japanese female high student self-consolation act doing, the tool which it use

The Takeshima until end it put in and it was good too much

by takahashi yoshinobu June 13, 2006

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

takes a pillage

What was needed by Bush and his cohorts in order to remove all of the booty from everyone before he left office.

I takes a pillage to show the Americans what happens when they give me low ratings.

by Deborah June December 22, 2008

Taken off the shelf

Someone that was murdered in cold blood.

Person 1: Yo big man, I haven't seen you with Cadillac Pimpin in a while.

Reply: He was taken off the shelf in a drive by.
Person 1: Do they know who did it?
Reply: Yeah it was Trevor and he's in the joint for his murder cuz one of his cronies went to the po pos and wrote on his ass.

by Smoking hot 1966 Cadillac June 20, 2016

Takeshi 69

Some rapper Who ate too many skittles in jail

Dont eat too much skittles you will become takeshi 69

by Mythicburger December 11, 2019