swolecel

Swole, but somehow, like some freak of nature, still celibate.

Look at that dude over there. How fucking jacked he is. Still, never gets laid. Poor guy, must be a swolecel.

by cyph3r_cunt February 6, 2023

wallets swole

when your wallet has so much money in it you can't even close it

when your wallet looks like it has a tumor cause it has so money in it

Guy 1: Yo do you have a tumor on your ass!
Guy 2: Nah my wallets swole nigga.

by deerman4202010 August 31, 2010

cog swole

A level of physical fitness rarely achieved by any individual. Derived from the out of proportion muscles of the Cog Soldiers found in the Gears of War series.

A: Bro, you tryna workout this afternoon
B: Yeah son, I'm finna get cog swole by summer.
A: Word

by alboutdabenjy June 20, 2011

Brain Swole

A cool way to say "smart" or "intelligent"

"I would drop out of school but I need to get Brain Swole"

by GossipGirlWithCharm August 2, 2017

schwoopy swoive

*Pronounced S-j-woopty Sjw-oiii-ve

When you lean back and dip lower then dippin down low but with the grace and elegance of a young gazelle and then swiftly return to an upright position.

Yoooaw, that was a schwoopy swoive of unfathomable magnitude.

by a human beeing June 19, 2018

Too swole

too swole/meaning too cool like mr.fitz😎

I’m too swole for them😎

by Useadildo😎5236 February 15, 2019

get swole bitch

Go to the gym

Little Boy: ugh! This box is heavy

Bigger little boy: GET SWOLE BITCH!

by GreatLay November 22, 2022