Swanley massive

The home town of crazed nobody adam. The only one who thinks palace are a proper team of footballers.

Adam "Do u want to come to swanley?"
Other "No i will get mugged and might think palace are slightly good2

by James December 14, 2004

Swanked

1. Bad as in gross or stupid.

2. To get jacked or robbed.

1. Dude, you seriously just swanked the bathroom.

2. Haha, check it out that bro just got swanked!

by bazamshazam May 31, 2010

swanned

to get left behind, ditched, or possibly owned

I got swanned at lunch today

The group decided to swan me at lunch

I was in a meeting so they swanned me

by billy bob smith March 24, 2008

Big Ass Dick Swangers.

The term b.a.d.s refers to a person having a preferably large penis.

Damn I have a big ass dick swangers.

Hey, aren't you part of the b.a.d.s crew?

by johnson l October 17, 2006

swanie

David Sarosy's *sew*. the one and only. not to be mistaken as flamingo or pigeon. loves annoying drunks. Shannon Waite.

I love my Swanie!

by bubba April 26, 2004

swance

the state of having swagger and essence at thee same time.

tyrone that girl booty got swance!

aye yo bro tonquisha got mad swance dawg.

by fuckshiteatmyclitskeetskeet! December 19, 2008

swansea

Very beautiful surrounding area, city and suburbs are absolute holes, I should know i live here (but thankfully im from the good old valleys, so my head isnt stuck up my arse). Shit footballl team with minging, sluttish girls and shitloads of attention seeking goth cunts.

Any idea where i can find a goth that couldnt play football and and pronounces grass as "grarrrrrrrrrse" (emphasizing r).
HMM, Try swansea, thts a shithole

by bobwefwe November 9, 2006