carpet surfing

its the act by which someone if surfing the carpet looking for bits of crack that might have droped on the floor after a rough night.

crack heads go carpet surfing when they are fiending for more drugs.

by kareemo February 3, 2006

astroglide surprise

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

by hititlong January 6, 2006

surprise money

when you find any amount of money greater that 4 cents in the pockets of clothing accessories that have been worn previous days.

I was short one dollar for that hot dog... but sure enough... surprise money... i found a $10 bill in my jacket.

by buttblast3000 January 27, 2010

Surfertized

A coastal appearance achieved by a combination of salt water, sand and sun.

Looks like you haven't been to the beach lately, you need to get surfertized.

by Toichy September 17, 2012

Surveillance Police State (SPS)

The United States - in which all persons are subject to continual observation and monitoring by the government and corporations in all aspects of life; where no piece of information is too private or insignificant for inclusion in the permanent digital record; where all persons are subject to the jurisdiction of secret courts and the arbitrary suspension of constitutional rights. The Surveillance Police State (SPS) is sponsored by the presidential administrations of George W. Bush and Barack H. Obama, the Democrat and Republican parties in Congress, the U.S. judiciary, all government agencies and most large corporations - particularly telecommunication, finance, defense, media and internet companies. Its creation was foretold by numerous literary and cinematic works; and although its actual existence was known since at least 2001, it only received critical attention when brought to light by whistleblower Edward J. Snowden in 2013.

The Surveillance Police State (SPS) is an act of terrorism against United States citizens.

by auropticon August 14, 2013

Surf Homer

Generally refers to a large group of soccer parents who, despite being abused by a popular youth soccer club based in San Diego, continue to sing its praises.

Me: Hey Som & Deb why do you continue to trudge through muddy horse manure laden parking lots to deal with pretentious parents and snotty kids when there are a million other clubs out there?

Them: Because we love Surf and need the Surf patch to validate our self worth!

Me: You are such Surf Homers!

by usernamenotfound401 December 18, 2014

Surpasshole

Going over and above all expectations, while being a complete and utter asshole.

Boy, you have worked hard at achieving those goals and exceeding expectation, but have been a complete prick. You're a real surpasshole.

by The big three February 5, 2015