Strumming the banjo

Fingering the Poo c in a musical way

I walked in on my mom strumming the banjo last night.

by EvanderkaneslittleG March 4, 2015

MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!!

its when your shit falls out of your ass, hits the toilet, the toilet brakes and your sitting in your shit

when you eat mexican food, you achieve stomping power, then your in the bathroom screaming MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!!

by SexyBeast1 September 6, 2009

scrumpin

Having sexual intercourse.

We were scrumpin like rabbits.

by lhpdonkey August 21, 2003

Shrimping

When a guy or a girl or two guys have sexual intercourse. The male ejaculates his load in either the woman's or mans anal cavity. Then the person who has filled up his partners ass with juice sticks a straw up the anus and sucks the cream out to enjoy a warm treat

"SHRIMPING" - cream pie my ass, i'll the give you the straw to suck it out!

by SloppyShocker July 12, 2011

Stamping

When you fail to wipe your anus with a firm degree of integrity and the left over shit leaves a circle/streak of stinky fun on whatever you sat on.

My god you didn't wipe your arse properly and now you have stamped all over the bed you thilfy bitch. My white sheets resemble a Cheetah..... All that Stamping is not called for!

by Jamesantenna1 January 19, 2014

Urban Scrumping

Urban Scrumping Walking into a supermarket or store and taking a bag of apples with out paying.

Andy "I scrump off a farm near me"
Madde " DAMN! I have to go urban scrumping at tesco!"

by Madde February 7, 2008

Sumo Stomping

The act of removing the scrotal sack from the inner thigh hands-free during mild/humid weather. This is achieved by raising the leg (with scrotal sack adhered) out to the side and firmly stamping the foot back on the ground. The adjoined love spuds should break free to their correct dangle angle if done correctly.

I almost sat on my orbs the other day, I had to perform a sumo stomping to remove them!

by Mangers June 2, 2009