stealing It

while your partner (willing partner) is sleeping, you begin to have intercourse with them, and then they wake up.. realize whats going on and continue having sex..

Dude I woke up last night and my girlfriend was on top of me stealing it.

stealing It by jenifa December 9, 2008

speaking cap

when you speak nothing but cap.

synonymous with "telling lies", "cap talk", "lying", etc

A: i was with my girlfriend, you wouldn't know her though because she doesn't have social nor does she live in the area
B: you are speaking cap

speaking cap by asdfghjklqwertyuiop haha xdddd September 19, 2020

screaming squirrel 

A shit that flies out of your ass in a rampage.

There was no way I could hold that screaming squirrel in my ass......that shit flew out on a mission.

screaming squirrel by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008

Sip Stealing 

Taking extra sips from the self serve soda fountains before filling your cup and closing the lid. Offenders are usually found hanging out by the soda fountains and continously drinking from the fountain until they feel they have had a satisfactory amount. Usually sampling two or three different flavors and then proceeding to exit the fast food establishment.

"Sip Stealing is required man, how can I tell if the soda gonna be flat or not?"

Sip Stealing by Jay Boogie February 23, 2006

Steaming Jeremy 

When you put saran wrap over someone's mouth and take a dump on the saran wrap.

"Pitler totally gave that guy a Steaming Jeremy!"

Steaming Jeremy by A Tator December 18, 2008

Steaming Sundae 

A-la 2 girls one cup. This is the process of taking a hot liquid or soft serve shit into a bowl or cone to be enjoyed by your partner for desert.

We were all out of vanilla ice cream so instead I went for the steaming sundae.

Steaming Sundae by Maculese November 20, 2009

Screaming Ones 

The number one in place of an exclamation point at the end of a sentence.

This occurs when someone is "screaming" in all caps but forgets to use shift for the exclamation mark.

Writing in all caps and using the number one for emphasis.

COMPUTER BY OFFICES. SLUGGISH AND STUPID111

I was so angry I used screaming ones.

YOU SUCK111

Screaming Ones by pkwatz March 22, 2010