Tijuana Standoff

where two or more people are hold each other at gun-point, eying up one another. Used to increase tension and most often end in hand to hand combat.

Mark and Phil wer locked in a Tijuana Standoff for what seemed like hours.

by quickky September 30, 2009

Mexicar Standoff

When there is a car at each junction of the roundabout and nobody moves.

"Was late to work this morning. There was a Mexicar Standoff at Five Roads Roundabout"

by ftnessp January 30, 2015

slut strands

a type of hairstyle comprising all the hair slicked back from the face (usually in a ponytail) except for two strands, often the same length as the rest of the hair, taken from the two top corners of the forehead and left to dangle "fashionably". Very often this hair has not seen shampoo in weeks and when squeezed would probably be able to dress a garden salad. This hairstyle is generally sported by the kind of girl who you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole, mainly because there is every danger the ten-foot pole would disappear SOMEWHERE and the girl wouldn't even break a sweat.

Person 1: How should I wear my hair tonight?
Person 2: Maybe straighten it. Anything but slut strands!

by watevstrevs November 17, 2009

walking strand of chlamydia

this broad i was seeing last semester but now i don't cuz she's a fuckin whore and i just imagine that she's a giant walking strand of the claps and i don't wanna be around her

fuckin whore needs to quit diving between everyone's legs she meets fuckin...fuck!

by asshole January 21, 2004

Mexican Standoff

When two dudes stare into each other’s eyes while jerking off frantically; the person that cums last has to lick the other persons cum off the floor.

David: I played Mexican Standoff with Jared yesterday and he lost!
Matt: I wonder how it tasted since you have a carpet!

by bitchlasagna November 15, 2017

stranded walrus

when you trick a dirty fat girl at a party into thinking you want to fuck. then you take her into the bedroom tie her to the bed and tape her mouth shut so she moans like a walrus, and leave her dirty walrus ass

fo real that dirty fat bitch got the stranded walrus

by prestoner October 2, 2005

Strand type game

A new kind of genre that makes mainstream Gamers scared and angry because they're not able to cope with a game that makes them think differently.

A term coined by Hideo Kojima to refer to his game Death Stranding. Strand type games are mainly about making connections, specially between players in an asynchronous manner. These games place combat in the backseat (if not removing them completely), making players that are used to the AAA Skinner Box shooters irrationally angry and confused.

Fred is making this game about placing alerts and ladders in a world for other players to use. This might be the next strand type game!

by TrawlingMoreLikeTrolling January 25, 2023