stoned to the bajesus

being high beyond recognition

i smoked so much last night i was stoned to the bejesus

by 2fiver October 5, 2003

Stoned Pixie

A fine girl who loves getting high.

Cass was a pretty Stoned Pixie. Slash tried to buy off her but she was a greedy Pixie.

by JHayes January 12, 2009

stoned as a wall

Often used in northern hill sheep farming communities to express the feeling after inhaling the smoke from a lot of weed..

Comes (obviously) from a combination of stoned and stone wall.

By eck - sorry lass - I was as stoned as a wall last night...

by Badly Drawn Kev April 11, 2007

stoned like a hippy

To be high on marijuana like a member of the flower children.

Look at the guy over there. He is stoned like a hippy, as clearly indicated by his red eyes and easily-amused state.

by skrudge January 11, 2008

Stoned and Boned

Stoning and Boning... having sex whilst high.

dudette : "man I had the best sex last night"
dude : "yeah you were STONED AND BONED"

by limabeangreen March 1, 2010

Stovepiping

The act of an uncircumsized man stretching his foreskin over the tip of a circumsized mans penis resembling how stovepipe is put together.

I caught them stovepiping and damn near puked but at the same time I kind of felt left out...

by RigPig January 18, 2011

stove

to do something of extreme stupidity.

-"omg i just gave away all my crap to some stranger on accident"
-"FUCKIN STOVED!"

by Das Popemeister May 13, 2005