Jon Stewart

Widely considered by many to be the most important Jew on the earth.

The indisputable importance of Jon Stewart was confirmed by the Family Guy character, Mort Goldman who exclaimed “Protect Jon Stewart! He's our most important Jew!”

by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

Bear Stearns

To make a poorly thought out decision that results in a catastrophic failure or demise of one or many people.

To plummet from the top to the bottom at a blinding speed only to be bought out and liquidated by someone else.

fuck up spitzer

"Hooking up with her was a total Bear Stearns."

"I partied all weekend instead of studying; it was a total Bear Stearns"

"Dude, I stopped paying my bills and got totally Bear Stearns'd"

by David A. M. April 7, 2008

stewart

a rare type of weed that only grows in or near las vegas

that stewart bd got me so high

by niggassaywhat!1111 February 8, 2010

Steamroller

An action typically used to wake up your friend/significant other/grandmother by rolling over them repeatedly while screaming "Steamroller!".

<guy 1> "He won't get out of bed"
<guy 2> "OK, I'll take care of it"
<guy 2> from other room - "STEAMROLLER!"
<sleeping guy> - "what the fuck!"

by bag'o'scott July 14, 2009

Jon Stewart

The coolest guy to have ever come from Lawrenceville, New Jersey. In fact, the only cool thing to come from the shithole that exists between Princeton and Trenton.

Jon Stewart's the coolest cardinal grad ever

by GoddessofSnark December 28, 2005

Stewart

A Stewart is known for his trademark fluffy blond hair and blue eyes... Usually armed with a cheeky grin and an arse sculpted by the Gods, he can charm any woman he wants. Often a rugby player, he has a childish but brilliant sense of humour. He is normally amazing in bed due to being very well hung, not to mention experienced... He's partial to a swig of gin every now and again, but will drink anything if it's cheap. Prone to an annual bad haircut, takes months to grow back. Once you've had a Stewart in your life, it's hard to go without.

1. "Oh my god, did you see that teacher? He's a Stewart for sure..."

2. Urgh, look at his hair - he's had a Stewart.

by beyoncefan94 March 1, 2011

cincinnati steamroller

When you shit on someone's chest and rub it in with your ass cheeks. aka: cleveland steamroller.

That girl was so freaky she wanted me to give her a cincinnati steamroller.

by cincinnati sam August 30, 2008