Pubic Stache 

When a guy rubs skeet on a girls upper lip and then puts his pubes on her upper lip to make a pubic mustache. (huge turnoff)

"I made a big mistake by giving her a pubic stache"

Pubic Stache by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

Cop Stache 

A bad ass mustache primarily sported by old-school cops and homosexuals.

Never trust a cop without a mustache! Hey dude check out my cop stache. Wow you look like a real life shakey head!

Cop Stache by MyAlergies July 29, 2007

Charity Stache 

A mustache grown out by a man for a specific cause or awareness, usually a charity. It can also refer to a situation in which a man pledges to shave off the mustache he wears regularly if a certain variable is met.

1. Guy: What is that?
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.

2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.

Charity Stache by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

pit stache 

the type of moustache worn by heavy metal listeners that frequent the pit at a heavy metal concert. usually thin, it manifests as a shadow above the lip, somewhat akin to what a fifteen year old could grow.

"That guy has a pit stache. He must listen to Van Halen, brah."

pit stache by a. aab March 9, 2007

Bro-stache 

A bro-stache is similar to a "trash-stache." It is a thin layer of peach fuzz type hair that is not fully grown into a full mustache yet. It derives from young latino boys ranging from the ages of 12-20. This age range of young latinos predominantly have these staches and call each other "bros," which is where the term "bro-stache" came from.

Morgan: Woh! Hey Steph, did you just see that kid with the sweet bro-stache?
Steph: Yeah, he looks like such white trash!

Bro-stache by Sammy Jack June 28, 2009

mexa-stache 

someone with a mustache like a mexican. (usually a mexican)

a mexican mustache

Hey. Look at that guy with the mexa-stache.

mexa-stache by RockyC December 28, 2007

foo stache

A synonym of the word taint; grundle. Fleshy patch between the testicles and the asshole, usually covered with an unattractive "mane" of pubic hair ressembling a grody mustache, often accompanied by dookie residue and toilet paper balls and occasionaly a small nest of crabs that was not seen because it lies underneath the folds of the taint.
Often licked by cheap prostitutes paid bottom dollar to prove there worth to the savy consumer of fornication.

"If you want this five dollars you better lick my foo stache bitch!"

foo stache by robhole March 12, 2008