1) A cute fluffy squirrel with a bushy tail...that often likes to make you wreck your car.
2) The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth with such force that it causes her cheeks to puff out, like a squirrel.
2) The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth with such force that it causes her cheeks to puff out, like a squirrel.
1) I was so busy looking at the squirrel climb the tree that I rear ended the other car...
2) Man, I gave my girl a squirrel last night and laughed my ass off.
2) Man, I gave my girl a squirrel last night and laughed my ass off.
by Ryan Browne January 9, 2009
Get the squirrelmug. by Tok3 September 7, 2011
Get the squirrelsmug. Something that a person calls when they dont want their friends to hit on them.
to call 'dibs' on a person that you are attracted to.
a fine girl or buy.
to call 'dibs' on a person that you are attracted to.
a fine girl or buy.
by rachelarriaga April 6, 2008
Get the squirrelmug. Person 1: Oh my God, you broke a wheel off my car!
Person 2:Dude, isn't Megan Fox hot?
Person 1: Yeah she is...
Bystandard: What a squirrel.
Person 2:Dude, isn't Megan Fox hot?
Person 1: Yeah she is...
Bystandard: What a squirrel.
by HydrocholricAcid November 19, 2010
Get the squirrelmug. Term used as a noun or verb to describe a person, or the actions of a person, who is totally unreliable.
i.e. a flake
i.e. a flake
Mike, where were you the other night?! You totally squirreled! You were supposed to meet us at the bar!
by TheJake67 January 14, 2009
Get the Squirrelmug. a person who always shows up when someone has weed but NEVER has any to contribute. This person may also upcharge friends and pinch their bags when their acting as middleman. EVERYBODY knows at least one of these people.
this kid I know Scott is the biggest squirrel. He took a hit bigger than any of us and didn't even throw in.
Hey man, I hope Scott isn't at your house- I was gonna bring some uberdanks over and smoke you out but he alwaya squirrels his way into the rotation.
Hey man, I hope Scott isn't at your house- I was gonna bring some uberdanks over and smoke you out but he alwaya squirrels his way into the rotation.
by MastaBlasta420 September 21, 2009
Get the Squirrelmug. Noun:
Unit of measurement used to relate emotional distance.
NOTE: This is a relative distance per individual and can be used in a positive or negative sense.
Unit of measurement used to relate emotional distance.
NOTE: This is a relative distance per individual and can be used in a positive or negative sense.
1) My girlfriend and I are so close, we're probably less than one squirrel away at any given moment.
2) I feel like my best friend from second grade is a million squirrels away when I think about him.
2) I feel like my best friend from second grade is a million squirrels away when I think about him.
by Mister Cameo October 18, 2012
Get the Squirrelmug.