squirtle is when a male lights their pubic hair on fire, and the female has to squirt to put it out.
by Iglooerrank600 March 17, 2024
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the players aint much better, coming in and trying to over sell pokemon and items for CRAZY amounts.
the owner never plays and the manager doesnt listen to anyone. is very pay to win and will absolutely kick you if you dont give them any money then complain if you dont like something.
the players aint much better, coming in and trying to over sell pokemon and items for CRAZY amounts.
the owner never plays and the manager doesnt listen to anyone. is very pay to win and will absolutely kick you if you dont give them any money then complain if you dont like something.
player 1: can i buy that plushie?
player 2: yea for 3 million.
player 1: die bitch
person 1: got any good pixelmon servers?
person 2: (proceeds to list many pixelmon servers, not even bothering to mention squirtlesquad mc.)
player 2: yea for 3 million.
player 1: die bitch
person 1: got any good pixelmon servers?
person 2: (proceeds to list many pixelmon servers, not even bothering to mention squirtlesquad mc.)
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3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!
Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.
by Steven Skibidoviç October 3, 2024
Get the Squirtle Squirt Off mug.An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.
"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
by Sullenmax December 11, 2024
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Get the Squirggle mug.When a large, lanky dog eg, an Irish Wolfhound, behaves in a ridiculous and playful manner. Often rolling around on the ground and contorting to shapes not thought possible given the size of the dog.
by Flozchops June 3, 2025
Get the Squiffle mug.Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.
Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.
Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025
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