Squeef

The moment at which a queef and a squirt are perfectly executed at the same time producing an amazing explosion of vaginal fluid.

Guy 1: You now what happened last night?
Guy 2: Dunno, how far did she you get?
Guy 1: She fucking squeefed everywhere, it took hours to clean up
Guy 2: Wow.
Guy 1: Tasted good though

by JonsonSmithson January 2, 2017

squeeg

a bod's imaginary friend-we don't know what they are, and the bods don't say,
because the squeegs don't know either

squeeeeeeeeeeeeg!

by LORD DEATHMONKEY November 6, 2003

Squeedily spooch

An Irken organ that controls all of the bodily functions.

"Ah! my Squeedily spooch!"

by spoodilysquoosh April 16, 2017

Squeef

When someone queefs and squirts at the same time.

"Oh sorry! I just squeef'd all over you!"

by Viator February 8, 2015

Squeeb

To successfully replace the cap of one's pen onto said pen.

Oh no! I dropped the cap to my pen! Aha! Got it! All tidy now! That's a really good squeeb!

by MeLikeyLongTime February 11, 2020

Squeech

A Hybrid word rooted from words; Squeal, and screech. A loud, annoying noise that often exceeds 130 db, often this noise is emitted by overly excited girls.

Guy 1: Dude did you just hear that squeech that Kelli just made? It friggen peeled the paint off my car!

Guy 2: (dead)

by 123123keepitup123 June 17, 2010

Man squee

When a man get's so excited, he wees a bit and moans like he's having sex.

Whenever I hear the announcement about the beer fridge being open; I wee a little, then I man squee; and start running.

by Simothesquallid March 4, 2011