Skip to main content

Splatterbated

to be killed with excessive force. I.E. A squirrel being killed with a rocket. Emphasis on biological matter being grotesquely dissasembled.
Wow, that RPG totally splatterbated that guy.
by Rick Stierstorfer February 5, 2004
mugGet the Splatterbated mug.

Meow Splatter

(noun) the act of being angry at a domestic feline and punting it into a wall or other hard surface.
I got into an argument with my cat last night because he wouldn't stop meowing so i punted him into the wall and made a meow splatter.
by cat punters September 25, 2010
mugGet the Meow Splatter mug.

back-splatter

The line of mud pasted onto ones back, after one has been riding a bike through said mud, thus producing the upward lift of said mud, from the circular motion of the wheels on said bike in motion.
Said word was created after observation of competative bikers training in the rain who stopped at a diner and all looked like skunks with their enormus examples of back-splatter in its perfect state.
"woah! those competative bikers who have been training in the rain have totally perfect back-splatter!"...."no doubt if they had been doing that naked they would resemble the negative images of skunks!"
by gillians pseudonym May 13, 2005
mugGet the back-splatter mug.

SplatterKill

The internet handle for someone who pwns j00 all!!!!11 And he's not even a 13 year old hax0r!
Splatterkill pwnz j00!!!11
by SplatterKill December 28, 2003
mugGet the SplatterKill mug.

splattercast

omg, why the fuck you saw his legs off with that rusty saw? now it's a damn splattercast up in here....u better clean that shit up pronto!!!
by InFeRn0__ November 21, 2004
mugGet the splattercast mug.

splatter back

When the male in an instance of intercourse using the position from behind -doggy style in laymans terms- defecates into his hand and in one motion, "splatters" the feces on her "back". Hence, "Splatter back".
"Yo dude, This chick was raunchy. She asked for me to give her the 'Splatter back'".

"That guy was an asshole! While we were making love, he thought it would be funny to give me the 'Splatter back'".
by Ybloc June 18, 2008
mugGet the splatter back mug.

splatter bowl blitz

shit all o'er tha place
yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!
by sooperpoopybuns May 16, 2011
mugGet the splatter bowl blitz mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email