Corporate Shooting Range

When a disgruntled, highly mentally unstable, or just plain wierd office worker goes into his place of employment and starts shooting up the office, usually with a semi-automatic weapon. This used to be very common amogst postal workers. Some people have actually done this at an ex-lover's workplace after a bad breakup. Most causes involve a series of frustrating events that go on for years and then one horrible event or day sets some poor motherfucker off the deep end.

After he got fired and lost his house last week, Jim went to the Corporate shooting range and killed some lawyers.

by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009

anal shrooming

A fad going around where people take psychedelic mushrooms and instead of ingesting them orally, they place it inside of their anus. This has gained in popularity since the media has reported teens using vodka-soaked tampons in their anus to get drunk.

"Let's get high"

"Yeah man sounds like a good time for some anal shrooming!"

by canterlot November 28, 2011

shooting horse

Depending on the context, either wasting time with the basketball game or thinly veiled code language for intravenously injecting heroin. Go team H!

The kid is a fiend for shooting horse! Don't fuck with him boy, he will fuck up your area.

by Benjamin Fatbody June 3, 2004

Shooting Poops

The process of violently and eruptively forcing poop out of your butthole.

Kassandra: Hey Ray! You comin' to the rave with us?
Ray: Yea, but first let me shoot some poops.
Kassandra: Okie dokie!
Kenna: Where's Ray?
Kassandra: Oh. He's shooting poops.
Kenna: Cool.

by Bella-Chan<3 January 21, 2009

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

Let me guess, this is all over your for you page but you don’t get it. Let me help, but I could really use a wish right now.

✯ 🛩 I ° • .°•
✨ * I 💫
. • 🦄 I 🐦. •
👚 l 👕
° ★ • 👖 I 👖 • .°•
▁▂▃▄▅▆▇▇▆▅▄▃▂▁

🦄: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
🐦: I could really use a wish right now. Wish right now. Wish right now.

by Unicornbirds August 3, 2021

shrooming

to search for, and pick, shrooms.

I'm going shrooming this Saturday.

by Mark Adamson September 25, 2003

Scrooging it up

Someone who is being unpleasant, miserable or un- cooperate on christmas or during the christmas season

'Oh come on dont be such a scrooge'
'I hate christmas'
'Have some christmas spirit'

'Dont be so miserable'
'Christmas is the worst holiday in the year'
'You're scrooging it up'

If a person is miserable throughout christmas with no valid reason they are 'Srooging it up'

by 37-10 December 26, 2009