splodge

a womans vagina

neville:"wa goan blud, what you been up to?"
winston:"just been playing with my bitches splodge all afternoon nigga!"

by sweatybollox May 9, 2010

Splode

A bastardization of ka-splode, which is a bastardization of explode.

As the rocket smashed into "Splode's" computer, it sploded.

by Fatass February 18, 2003

Spladgem

Vaginal juices, also known as fanny spladgem. Slightly onomatopaeic as if the woman is wet enough,spladgem is reminiscent of the noise when you enter

Sarah was sat on my lap with no knickers on and when she got up, I was left with Fanny Spladgem all down my leg

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

Splid

Noob

Man, that bomber whored CV is such a Splid

by REPORTAJAJAJA February 9, 2009

splogi

To wordjizz. The issuing forth of semen from the male urethra.
Origin: Romanian Slang

I splogied on him last night.
She liked the taste of my splogi.

by Phirkel May 8, 2003

Slodd

A term coined to reference a female that is "slow" to get on because she is odd. This females awkward social skills, and social inexperience prevent you from getting on her in a timely fashion. Often large quantities of alcohol must be consumed for a slodd to break her habit.

I gave up on her, she's a slodd.

by J-Rind November 7, 2010

slodging

A term popularized and perhaps coined by the creator of the webcomic called Oglaf. It is a sexual fetish of lodging yourself into objects, for example a wall or wood pile, or mattresses, and then wait for somebody to dislodge you.

Are you up for some slodging?
I don't know what that is.
The exact opposite of dislodging!

(Example taken from the comic strip)

by sharookhan May 6, 2016