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sphincterbater

A sphincterbater although sometimes female, is usually a male of homosexual preferences that gets a feeling of exctasy out of fingering their own anus.
MrPhat was caught by his mother sphincterbating the other night.
by ZEN 1 March 1, 2005
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sphincter blink

An involuntary response to an action or stimulus.
I do a sphincter blink every time I hear a car backfire.
by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002
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sphinctered

sphinctered,to be off ones head, totally not in control, physically or mentally whether that be caused by drugs, alcohol, or something else
went to an allnighter with some mates,could,nt hardly stand up, we were well sphinctered when we left
by dirtbox July 24, 2006
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sphincterocracy

A government comprised of assholes.
The Bush Administration is a sphincterocracy.
by flergenblergen December 9, 2008
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Death by Penal Sphyncterotomy

A punishment given to a man or woman after "operation" whom has commited a hanis crime and death is not thought of a worthy punishment. thus the penal sphynterotomy is given to them. In this punishment the offenders penis is removed by being forced to insert the penis into the fat woman's sphynter, the fat lady will then contract the sphynter and glutius maximus and some guy pushs her hard so that the penis is removed. Some think of this act as quit an erotic one, indeed painful though.
Defendant: I plead not guilty your honour.
Judge: well then, i here by sentance you to Death by penal sphyncterotomy!
*dum dum dum*
Jury #1:OMG!
Defendant: oh god please no, i can just picture the fat chick, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
by someweido April 19, 2009
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Sphincter Factor

Similar to the Reichter scale, only used to measure the extent to which an object, idea, or situation is fucked up.
This new Steven Seagal movie is a Sphincter Factor Five!
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003
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sphincter

A:A sphincter says what?

B:What?

A:Hahahahaha you are a sphincter!!!!
by Damien Hogg December 7, 2006
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