Spasmoid

The term used for describing a literal braindamaged individual.

You are a fucking spasmoid mate.

by Swastica Nostril November 18, 2017

Spasmoid

A ficking penishole, acting like a ficking spasmoid

“Go shag ya nan, ye ficking spasmoid”

by AngetheNOTspasmoid March 5, 2018

spasmodically

something that happens on and off

here and there through the city, machine guns and rifles broke the silence of the night, spasmodically...

by Angels Will Come October 5, 2018

spasmodic dysphobia

Weird-sounding speech-impediment that causes periodic bouts of uncaring behavior towards fellow humans.

Maine Congresswoman Susan Collins is apparently no longer "the people's senator" (if she even actually WAS ever for us to begin with, which is doubtful!) --- she takes big money from mega-biz interests, votes against the basic interests of "the little guy", and to top it all off, she TALKS FUNNY! Sounds like a classic case of spasmodic dysphobia to me.

by QuacksO September 20, 2020

spasmotard

In short , someone who is so super stupid that only a multiple of words can describe… in this case a spastic, moron and retard all rolled up into one

Kirstie as dumb as shit, in fact shes a spasmotard !!

by Fpe_pete April 16, 2022

Spasmodeous

A parking job so catastrophically bad it looks like the driver’s hands turned into spastic, sentient eels mid-steer. Picture a car angled like it’s trying to escape its own shadow, half on the curb, half in a bush, with the rear end sticking out like a middle finger to spatial awareness. Spasmodeous parking is the automotive equivalent of a drunk giraffe trying to limbo. It’s not just bad—it’s a crime against geometry, sanity, and the very concept of parallel lines. If the car were a person, it’d be that one guy at the club who spills his drink, trips over his own feet, and takes out a table of Jenga towers on his way down.

"Bro, did you see how Shanye parked his MotorBoat? It’s not just crooked—it’s full-on spasmodeous. The thing’s at a 47-degree angle, mounted the curb like it’s auditioning for a Fast & Furious stunt, and somehow still blocking three spots. I swear, he parked like his steering wheel was possessed by a demon with Parkinson’s."

by ShockingShazza February 18, 2026

Spasmotron2 vs Wimpotron2

Some random Roblox game from 2004 that existed for less than a year before being wiped off the face of the earth, forever.

DUDE 1: Yo bro, wanna play some Spasmotron2 vs Wimpotron2?

DUDE 2: What are you talking about? What is that?

by amagoink0 November 14, 2025