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Shredder

A female with braces that performs oral sex on a male.
Damn that bitch looks like she gives nice head, fuck, she's a shredder.
by Maximus Blackwood December 28, 2010
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Death Shredder

The death shredder is when someone holds their own penis and a second person (usually another male) moves the first person's arm up and down manually, thus "helping" the person masturbate. Since the second person isn't touching the penis directly, it isn't gay.
During the drive to Maryland they got really bored and so Bill gave Jordan a death shredder while I was driving.
by msumaltman September 22, 2009
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Shredule

The plan, calender or schedule for when and/or where to shred, meaning skate or ride.
A "shredule" can be used for planning both skateboarding and snowboarding.
A) Do you wanna go skate tomorrow?
B) Let me check my "shredule".
by Teit Andersen October 11, 2006
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shoredouche

A typical Shoreditch (in east London, UK) twit.

One of them trendies that'd strap a meercat to their head if they were told it was cool by Vice magazine or Noel Fielding or the like... though noel fielding has lost his touch a bit

Not everyone in Shoreditch is a Shoredouche... but a fair chunk of em are

can be used in an amiable teasing manner of course... its just a shame 'douche' is such a twattish word...
"fuck a duck! check out the Shoredouche over there, he has a small rodent tied to each ear and he's riding a bike fit for a toddler. Would you look at that; his knees are so high up he's at risk of causing himself a concussion"
by Grandma Polly October 17, 2008
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Shredding Butthole

An action that describes completely destroying another party in a given game.

A description used to define a given item as "awesome"
Dude! This Porters X2 Ray Gun shreds butthole!

WTF!? This guy is Shredding Butthole!...or at least he's shredding mine.
by hpyman August 29, 2009
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eat shredder

Basically means "Go die." Comes from the feeling of hating someone so much that they should be thrown into a paper shredder and be eaten by it.
Attina: Was that sweater especially made for you or did the knitting machine just blow up? *snicker snicker*
Ariel: Yeah well, EAT SHREDDER!
by Alana, Arista and Adella January 1, 2009
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Shredded

A verb: to do something amazing or to beat someone really bad in anything.
Dude, did you see me beat John in basketball 11 - 0? I SHREDDED him!!!
by Afrunk June 2, 2010
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