somb

suck on my balls, suck somb somb

joe was pissin me off so i told him to somb

by jomamazilla November 26, 2007

adding somes reallife name in an attempt to be funny

Also known as a dumbass talking shit behind a screen

Duh

by John May 6, 2003

Blue Sombrero

An Atlanta based internet registration company that provides youth soccer organizations with registration and website hosting. This company is an expert in providing youth sports with premium grade registration software.They are considerd they best registration provider in the country.

Blue Sombrero also is the parent company of The Administrator, the nations largest online Youth Soccer Administrator newsletter.

"Guess what dude? We are using Blue Sombrero's Platinum Service to register our teams, schedule our tournaments, and collect our club fees".

"Oh sweet man, that beats using paper registration methods anyday".

by Treestand May 13, 2008

Salty Sombrero

the term for when you drink so much tequila you start hearing your walls serenading you with "A thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton. In a mariachi fashion, also hanging from this sombrero are rusty fish hooks with raw goat meat the source of this goat meat is unknown. But legend has it the Chupacabra leaves it. Kind of like a really fucked up tooth fairy. Good to note that your name usually ends in -ita, -ito, if you have multiple first names, or your name is consuela.

Bro I got so schwasted last night I think I hit a salty sombrero: and yes I did cry when my walls serenaded me.

by The Branch November 30, 2010

Nasty sombraro

To shit on your partners head in the shape of a sombraro or other mexican things

"I love to eat off my nasty sombraro

by Jordan December 12, 2003

Sombitch

A masculine hoe with a bitchy mama.

Jimmy was on the corner being a sombitch while selling his goods to his bitchy mama.

by RJasulmien November 13, 2011

Nasty Sombrero

When one partner puts on a Sombrero and the other parther shits in it then they get in a doggy position and the catcher (one whos getting it up the ass) eats out of the Sombrero like a troth (thing pigs eat out of)

Bitch one: Man Yolanda your breath STANKS!
Bitch two: Ya HO! me and Brian did the Nast sombrero last night
Bitch one: Damn you some scary ass motherfuckers!
Bitch two: Hey look dead babies!

by Jordan April 7, 2004