Soberbate

When one becomes sober, through the act of fierce, concentrated, masturbation.

I Never drive drunk! I make sure to always soberbate, before I get behind the wheel of a car.

by Ry and Ry April 27, 2011

sober as a sphinx

A way to describe yourself when you are so smashed you've deluded yourself into thinking you're sober.

"Nah man, fuck off. I'm sober as a sphinx!"

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

soberfluxxed

When you're cycling through the peak waves of an acid trip and can't decide if you're coming down or coming up.

Man, I don't know if I can make it to the car. I'm feelin' pretty soberfluxxed.

by graytoun May 24, 2014

soberspiration

A sober person leading a well lived enjoyable life who inspires one to follow his/her path into sobriety.

David is so happy, he is a soberspiration to me.

by Beardly Man September 14, 2014

saderal

Funerals aren't fun they are sad

That sucks that you have to go to a saderal

by Tboner09 February 28, 2017

Sober Butts

A term for cigarettes someone smokes while sober

Guy 1: I haven't had one sip of alcohol tonight.

Guy 2: Hey same! Let's go rip some Sober Butts!

Guy 1: I love being an asshole and getting lung cancer.

by Mr. Tarsky April 6, 2017

sober drunking

Verb: the action of acting as sober as possible when you are drunk

cha dude, I was so sober drunking last night.

by bubbles_2319 January 22, 2018