Sombitch

A masculine hoe with a bitchy mama.

Jimmy was on the corner being a sombitch while selling his goods to his bitchy mama.

by RJasulmien November 13, 2011

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Solitude

The act of forcing oneself to be alone by socialy distancing oneself from the abnormal or stately crowd, which (in all political correcteness) one may or may not indistinctly be abnormally humeur or intelligence, or that the person seeking afore mentioned substance of loner is, in fact, socially retarted.

Example: I am socially retarted and ugly as a donkeys ase,
Respons: Then, perhaps, one should recieve and find solitude.

by RastaJim January 26, 2007

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Solitaire

I still remember how much I used to need you
Tried so hard to please you, but you didn't need me
You knew I loved you, knew I always would be there
You just did what you wanted, you didn't care

Solitaire, it gets so lonely
Solitaire, you want to hold me
Don't wait up, 'cause babe, I won't be there
Solitaire, solitaire, solitaire

Solitaire, see what it's like now
Solitaire, to cry all night now
Solitaire, see how it feels to bear

Solitaire, it gets so lonely
Solitaire, you want to hold me
Don't wait up, 'cause babe, I won't be there
Solitaire (solitaire, solitaire)

All the cards were held by you
There was nothin' I could do
All those nights I sat alone, starin' at the telephone
Wonderin' were you ever comin' home

Solitaire, it got so lonely
Solitaire, no one to hold me
Where were you when I played solitaire?

It took some time but I stopped thinkin' about you
Started livin' without you, now look who's back here
You've had a change of heart, well, mine just couldn't wait, no no
You found out you loved me just a little too late

Once the cards were held by you
Now there's nothin' you can do
All those nights you sit alone, starin' at the telephone
Wonderin' if I'm ever comin' home

Solitaire, see what it's like now
Solitaire, to cry all night now
Solitaire, see how it feels to bear

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 9, 2021

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sonbitch pilemonkeynuts

a person who is annoying the shit outta you.

If them sonbitch pilemonkeynuts cheerleaders dont shut up, ima bust a cap in they ass.

by Lakeisha Meisha October 26, 2003

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Solitaire Confinement

(Self imposed) When a person does nothing but lay in bed all day, playing solitaire on his/her laptop.

Gentleman 1- "Hey, Bro-seph Campbell! You should come over to Kevin's place tonight; beer pong and best buds!"

Gentleman 2-"No can do George Bro-mero, I've been placed in solitaire confinement."

Gentleman 1-"LIFEFAIL"

by Harlsbarkley July 30, 2010

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