Sneeze-Jizz

n. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The substance that is projected from one's mouth while coughing or sneezing.
v. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The act of projecting mucus-like substance from one's mouth onto someone else while sneezing or coughing.

n. "Dude, where did that sneeze-jizz come from?"
v. "Woah! You totally sneeze-jizzed on me!"

by Blake Torres May 11, 2008

Sneeze Hug

When a person is about to sneeze, instead of covering their face with their hands, they wrap their arms around their head. Thus sneezing into the inside of the elbows. A creative to not germ up your hands, but very over exagerated.

Person 1: Feel how soft my arms are? *sneeze hug*
Person 2: No thanks!

by Wellmanator March 7, 2009

Sneex

When you are sneaking around in order to have sex.

sneexed, sneexing.

"I was horny during dinner with my parents so my girlfriend and i sneexed in the closet"
"We were sneexing at the party last night"

by Skip/Kirstie February 2, 2009

sneeze cheese

Food that comes out of your mouth when you sneeze after eating.

"Achoo!" <person looks down at hand> "Awww man, I got the sneeze cheese!"

by Miss09 July 24, 2009

sneeblie

a name for a retarted dog to replace any name it might have.

'a dog walks in the room that is retarted named muffin" "Hey Sneeblie" And all retarted dogs will respond as if it their name.

by electrompson December 30, 2009

Sneezitude

When someone switches attitudes fast as a sneeze.

Ted (with a smile): Hi James!

James: Hi, how's it goin'?

Ted: It was going fine until I ran into you asshole.

James: Woah, sneezitude!

by TalaDentro April 28, 2011

sneezeverp

It's when your burp, fart, yawn and sneeze, all at the same time.

- Have you ever sneezeverped?
- LOL, what does it mean?
- If you don't know what it means, you've never sneezeverp before!

by viniculoo October 5, 2012