Smoothie Powder

Euphemism for performance enhancing drugs; steroids; HGH; Etc.

I think that guy got suspended for smoothie powder. Out 4 weeks.

by jaydub1969 July 17, 2016

red smoothie

A smoothie with a lil blood in it

“Hey man you shove that cup in the cows utter” “yeah man I got that red smoothie”

by Choaz_ssg July 25, 2020

Smoothie Hands

When you experience carpal spasms, often caused by use of illicit drugs or blended banana/fruit smoothie cocktails.

Briannes smoothie hands made her look retarded and hindered her ability to drive herself safely to the hospital.

by Swampass6969 May 30, 2021

Innocent as a smoothie

I am like pure fruits with the truth,no additives no preservatives . Not guilty

Some one is accusing of doing something wrong, you say I am innocent as a smoothie

by bhman February 14, 2012

Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.

Example usage:
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"

by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023

Lap Smoothie

The inevitable end result of a lap dance on/from a virgin(s).

It was the kid's first lap dance which ended in a lap smoothie.

by McMorty March 17, 2021

Pineapple Smoothies

OK, I'M SORRY, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? FIRST, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PINEAPPLE IS, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO SEARCH FOR A PPIINNEEAAPPPPLLEE SSMMOOTTHHIIEE!!!!!!!!!!! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU ANYWAY? AND WHY ARE YOU SSOO SSTTUUPPIIDD?!?!?!?!

YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT PINEAPPLES AND PINEAPPLE SMOOTHIES ARE!

by MysteriousBaldCreature12345 February 20, 2018