guy that may not suck a dick, but would damn sure hold one in his mouth til' the swelling goes down.
by Hot Rod 42 IMCA September 23, 2010
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- "That guy/girl" who is mildly addicted to cigarettes but hangs out with other smokers enough that he/she never buys a pack of his/her own while successfully and consistently bumming one (successful until the fine line is reached).
- The pothead who never buys a sack of his/her own (out of pure frugality) because his/her friends are all happy-go-lucky potheads who don't give a damn about sharing so he/she constantly gets high for free (almost always successful).
Unless the friend/friends are altruistically generous, it is only a matter of time until the friend/friends snap(s) and cusses the smooch out for being a frugal jew.
(Note: the smooch is never successful when the smoking material is either meth, crack, or heroin).
- "That guy/girl" who is mildly addicted to cigarettes but hangs out with other smokers enough that he/she never buys a pack of his/her own while successfully and consistently bumming one (successful until the fine line is reached).
- The pothead who never buys a sack of his/her own (out of pure frugality) because his/her friends are all happy-go-lucky potheads who don't give a damn about sharing so he/she constantly gets high for free (almost always successful).
Unless the friend/friends are altruistically generous, it is only a matter of time until the friend/friends snap(s) and cusses the smooch out for being a frugal jew.
(Note: the smooch is never successful when the smoking material is either meth, crack, or heroin).
"Yo buddy can I bum a smoke?"
"...fine."
*two days later*
"Hey man can I get another cig? Or two? Or three?"
"Dude. It's like six dollars a pack you fucking smooch."
"Uh guys; since I don't have any chronic of my own..."
"Surreee man, we'll smoke you down! We're real chill about that kind of stuff. I mean, life is about giving and loving, you know?"
"...fine."
*two days later*
"Hey man can I get another cig? Or two? Or three?"
"Dude. It's like six dollars a pack you fucking smooch."
"Uh guys; since I don't have any chronic of my own..."
"Surreee man, we'll smoke you down! We're real chill about that kind of stuff. I mean, life is about giving and loving, you know?"
by AnnArbor4life September 16, 2009
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"God, Karen is so smoochy-boochy with her kids, she never leaves them alone." Or "I'm not all smoochy-boochy with my kids, I don't obsess over them or live my life as if they were my only hobby."
by Conscientious Procrastinator January 11, 2012
Get the smoochy-boochy mug.When a really horny girl gets off by collecting the sweat from a fat man's folds into a cup, before proceeding to drink it in a sexual fashion. Can also be done vice-versa, although this would be called a "Smoochie Mommy".
Brittany: Hey Pete, can I perform a Smoochie Daddy on you? Pete: Sure Brittany, let me just lift up my shirt first. Brittany(After collecting and drinking the sweat): Mmm, tastes just like last week's. Pete: Well, why wouldn't it? I only ever shower once a year.
by Muferrucker June 12, 2017
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Polishing apple,
To smooch somebodies poo!
A technique used worldwide, by geeks who wish to attain higher grades than people who can,
a, Play sport
b, Stand sunlight
Polishing apple,
To smooch somebodies poo!
A technique used worldwide, by geeks who wish to attain higher grades than people who can,
a, Play sport
b, Stand sunlight
by Mass October 25, 2004
Get the Poo-Smoocher mug.Sloppy kisses not with the mouth lips, but with the labial lips. The smooch’s target is usually the cheek of the face or, for special occasions, the cheek of the butt.
Ben: Sally and I made a real connection on our last date. I think she might be the one.
Sam: Why do you say that?
Ben: Last night, she gave me lots of smooches.
Sam: You lucky bastard.
Sam: Why do you say that?
Ben: Last night, she gave me lots of smooches.
Sam: You lucky bastard.
by kittyboss/zachnasty July 23, 2008
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