Smokey the bear

The act of smothering an unwanted sexual advance by throwing dirt on the person and smacking them with a shovel

If Karen can't take a hint, I'm gonna have to smokey the bear her

by Cottlestonpie March 25, 2019

smokey syndrome

smokey syndrome is when you're up in the mix with your beau and leave him or her for another bio or girl and come back like everything's alright. then you steal the show and bring one love to the planet.

my siblings have smokey syndrome. they be trying to make it one love on the planet. these hoodrats bring me holly up in this muth.

by aromabinger December 21, 2024

Lil Smokey special

When the principles kid flashes you and spins it in circles

Last night my friend gave me a lil Smokey special

by scyescrazyassworld February 23, 2024

King smokey

It's when you bash a guy, fuck his mrs and drink their kids pop tops to insert dominance

Guy one: "Hey bro this guy robbed me."
Guy two: "it's okay just do the king smokey to him.

by Y'all going to hell November 1, 2021

Smokey Joe

When a lady is going down on a person, takes a break and mistakenly reaches for a quick swig of nearby beverage not realising it was being used as an ashtray and proceeds to vom all over their partners genitalia

OMG I was totally gonna fuck Dave until I drank some of that Bud and Smokey Joe’d over his peen

by FranDeKamp June 7, 2019

Smokey Artichokey

The fantasy and/or act of having sex with a police officer who gave you a speeding ticket, as a way to get out of it.

I almost got ticketed for going 10 over, but I managed to pull a Smokey artichokey on him. He let me off Scott-free!

by Trixxie June 28, 2020

Smokey Egg

VR content creator who plays vrchat gtag rec room blade and sorcery nomad.

I think that’s Smokey Egg

by Smokey Egg April 20, 2022