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Skype Porn

Where you Skype your friend and tell him to look up porn then they share their screen and you mute them and watch the porn and then the porn isn't on your history!.....Genious
hey dude lets called up Bon and do some Skype Porn!
by Arnold Xavior July 8, 2012
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Skype Pipe

A term used to describe the act of masturbation, or mutal masterbation during a video chat session. Usualy one person strips while the other watches, or sensual text is written by one or both. Coined by Comedian Toby McMullen.
"I really miss becky, but we skype piped last night and it feels like the next month will fly by. I cant wait to see her."
by tpleezy April 13, 2010
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Skype shitting

Talking on Skype with someone while pooping
Mom: Who are you skyping with?
Girl: My boyfriend
Mom: Is he on the toilet?
Girl: It's called Skype shitting.
by IDon'tPickMyNose November 25, 2010
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Skype Sluts

The biggest known hoors on the Internet, they hang out on Skype sucking each other's dicks. These slores are fucking hypocrites - they are absolute cunts and will do/say cunty things. Unless it comes to one of their own. Famed also for butthurt ... or should that be cunthurt?

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The Skype Sluts are jealous and lurk in hallways.
by Slutapusssssssss January 25, 2009
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Skype Rape

This is when you sign on to skype and all 200 of your contacts want your immediate attention. As a skype courtesy, one should give the skypee time to respond.
I sign on to skype and my contacts have immediate notification that I have been signed on. I will have 30 people skype me..all at once this is what I call Skype Rape. Everyone wanting immediate attention and expecting an immediate response and likely a conversation. This is simply not possible. Please understand this happens quite often to people that conduct a lot of business via skype. Please be patient and do not misconstrue a delayed response as negligence, they are just trying to manage 30 people at once, which is nearly impossible. Be patient.
by WCFunding September 16, 2009
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skypesexing

The Act of Enganging in Sexual Converstation, while skyping either face to face, or Instant Messages.
Holy Shit, my roomate was Skypesexing this bitch online, then she turned on her video and it turned out to be a dude, fucking awkward.
by BigBob 13 November 2, 2009
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Skyperbate

The act of performing sexual activity or masturbating via the Skype network.
Man, I Skyperbate all the time with my girl.
by JRob_ March 25, 2011
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