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empty skirt

A female politician that is not fit for office but has many people fooled into thinking she is.

An empty skirt is a female politician who is full of empty rhetoric but knows how to energize other low-intellectuals by winking or using populist terms such as "joe six pack" or "real America" in her speeches to gain supporters.

A female version of an empty suit.
Sarah Palin is an empty skirt because she tdoesnt make any sense when she talks and she uses {winks} and "you betcha!" to win blue-collar votes.
by David S King July 10, 2009
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Fat skirt

A person who is so fat that they have a skirt made out of fat that covers their crotch.
Bobby has a fat skirt. He could run around naked and it would be legal!
by Mike February 12, 2004
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J-skirt

1. A derrogatory word for a young Japanese female. 2. a Japanese woman sought after by a white male (usually one who is fixated on Asian women) 3. a Japanese girl who exclusively seeks to date white men. 4. Japanese pussy.
1. Check out that J-skirt over there.

2. Guy's got yellow fever real bad. Won't touch anything but J-skirts.

3. She went to Japan with her boyfriend to teach English, but got pushed out of the picture by some skank-ass J-skirt.

4. Ever since that guy got into anime, he's done nothing but chase J-skirt.
by tatsu January 8, 2006
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skirt lifter

I used to think that boy over there was a shirt lifter but turns out he's a skirt lifter
by Anonymous October 9, 2003
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t skirt

an extremely extra extra extra extra long t shirt worn by white boys who are confused about their race.
Hey Joe, that mother fuckers t skirt is bigger than me!

Did you see that wigs t skirt, it was longer than he is tall.
by urban eddie December 9, 2008
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lift the skirt

I was able to lift the skirt on this outrageous subterfuge.
by San Juan Teneo September 20, 2016
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boner skirt

when a girl wears tights and a skirt, creating friction between the two clothes and resulting in a boner-like bulge in the front.
mary: i hate this boner skirt! i have to keep adjusting as i walk.
jane: omg that sucks! i hate when that happens
by imagrape March 29, 2012
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