by border May 21, 2005
A sexual bandit, not unlike Glenn Quagmire from "Family Guy." A skeet skeet bandit is known for his desire to hook up with females, skeet i.e. ejaculate on them, and then disappear.
-Yo herbs, whatd u do last night?
-Mayne i knutted on this hoes face, then took off.
-The skeet skeet bandit strikes again.
-Mayne i knutted on this hoes face, then took off.
-The skeet skeet bandit strikes again.
by sensimillia August 14, 2008
The act of ejaculating in a female until you pull out and get loaded down with a heap of dragon sneezing jizz
by lildick nigga April 08, 2019
Skeet skeet fariri is skeeting in your fariri
by ~Macy and Kaylie June 19, 2019
"Skeeting" is the act when someone is nervous, high, paranoid, in a major rush, looking for something thats pretty shady in nature, acting in a generally suspiscious manner... (or all of the above)
and you can tell a mile away.
and you can tell a mile away.
"All of these crackheads skeet-skeet-skeeting around here is making me think twice about renting in this neighborhood"
"damn Ray-Ray got arrested??? i knew those cops would catch on with all the skeetin' he does on Crenshaw"
"damn Ray-Ray got arrested??? i knew those cops would catch on with all the skeetin' he does on Crenshaw"
by Deez Bawls May 08, 2009
A skeet Is a young person who is useless and Is always doing petty crimes such a stealing and loitering. They tend to smoke cigarettes and spit a lot. They dress like there gangster and tend not to wash. They say "watta at by" a lot and hang out in public places like malls and schools. The word skeet is used cause the only thing a skeet is good for is there skeet(sperm)
The term is widely use across the province of Newfoundland Canada.
The term is widely use across the province of Newfoundland Canada.
by KimboDice September 28, 2010
Male ejaculate discharged at such monumental velocity as to possibly shatter clay pottery or stoneware.
"I woke up just about to skeet the sheets, but I really wish I could have video taped that dream for rewinds." Or, "When I saw that new girl in class, I almost skeet myself!"
by emon xie August 04, 2005