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salsa fucked

to be prepared for something and then you are unable to fulfil your desire (refered to oftenly to being unable to get the salsa at the dinner table)
expecting a snowday on the next day

nick- "dude ima pull an all nighter, if we end up havin school tomorrow im so salsa fucked"

ryan- "yea havin school would fuck us over"
by the untamable beast February 6, 2009
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Salsa Shark

Term coined by randal in the movie clerks. A salsa shark is created when one swims a nacho point up in some salsa.
Da Duh Da Duh Da Duh, were gonna need a bigger boat!
man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, sharks in the salsa, our sharks, salsa sharks.
by Koko November 28, 2004
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Canadian Salsa

To shit, or fart, in ones denim jeans.
Whoa Davey! Did you just make some Canadian Salsa?
by nohbudi July 25, 2007
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Salsa Pussy

A woman who was large and long periods containing a sizeable amount of humongous chunks, and will get men into bed with her during this.
Dude, don't EVER sleep with her. She's a Salsa Pussy.
by GrossedOutSoFuckingbadly April 26, 2010
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salsa

1. Cuban-rooted style of dancing that is considered awesome. Salsa comes hand in hand with a particular style of dancing which can come from Cuba, Los Angeles, New York, Puerto Rico, or Casino style which was also originated in Cuba near the 1960's.

Leading Salsa singers are Celia Cruz, Willy Chirino, and others.

Salsa is the main style of music at latin music discos and clubs specially in Miami.

When performed correctly, the dance of salsa can look very awesome.

The style of music and dancing has it's roots in Cuba and they have extended to other parts of Latin America, however, the originators of the style and the roots are still held by Cubans.
I was dancing salsa yesterday and it was lots of fun.
by Yarian May 23, 2006
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Salsa

A latin dance that originated in Cuba. This incredible dance is 100% cuban, not puerto rican as some might think. It involves great beat, rhythem, charisma, and a wide range of turns.
If you want to have a great time, dance Salsa!
by andy\'sgirl April 26, 2005
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Salsa Fucked

The act of lathering salsa on your penis, and having sexual intercourse with someones anus.
Zack-"So did you salsa fuck her?"
Hunter-"HELLZ YEAH I SALSA FUCKED THE SHIT OUTA HER TILL SHE WAS BLEEDIN SALSA."
by The Real Phil Collins December 18, 2008
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