Sifting

When an older male/female dates, or brings a younger person as a date to an event because either
1. They won't be able to find a date any other way and all younger people would want to go
2. The older person want to make sure they will get some action so they choose younger easier person

Usually only occurs in highschool/college situations like proms or semis
(Usually a bad idea that one will regret in the future)

Guy1: dude I'm bringing Sara to senior prom this year
Guy2: wait Sara the sophomore? Are you really going sifting for a prom date?
Guy1: yeah I found out that she will hook up with me if I get her into prom

by You February 19, 2015

Sitting On Your Thumbs

A term meaning commonly used to mean overweight and lazy, as the act of sitting on one’s thumb implies that they aren’t doing any work and are “flattening” the finger with their weight.

John: “You have been doing nothing except sitting on your thumbs all day, that’s why none of the other employees like you and you’re clinically obese.”

by wordsmith113 July 20, 2021

Sitting in the Asshole

a term used by Little Wayne that means "I am sitting in the car". but realistically there is only one way to say i am sitting in the car. and that's "I AM SITTING IN THE CAR"

Bill (calling Wayne): "hey man whats up? where are you?"

Wayne: "I AM SITTING IN THE ASSHOLE YOU BITCH!"

Bill:" this is why we can't be friends, because you say things like this..."

by nekura511 August 2, 2009

sitting bayou

the sitting bayou is the act of a female performing oral sex on a man while he deficates.

I cant look at her again after that sitting bayou.

by andrew smith September 14, 2004

Sifting

the lifting up of the male or female breast

Did you just see that sifting action, he got three inches on it

by frank delecrem November 9, 2005

Sitting on quids

To be in a position of wealth.

Jamal: "You comin' out tonight, blud?"
Timothy: "Yes, friend, I'm sitting on quids!"

by Nitro Noggin June 19, 2011

Sitting on logs

A girl who has a lot of sex.

omg I was just sitting on logs all night. My vajajay is sore.

by Leeloo Dallas November 28, 2016