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Sir Cumference

Sir Cumference Syndrome (SCS, also known as Epic Ball Syndrome) is a genetic condition in which the victim involuntarily ejaculates at the mere sight of a woman. This genetic condition is mostly common among Coomers and children from Mozambique.
Person 1: Did you hear that my son is a Sir Cumference?

Person 2: That's awful, I feel your pain.

Person 1: Yeah, it's really difficult keeping him down at night because he just tries to watch Youtube and ends up messing up his bedsheets.
by DireDegenerate February 11, 2022
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sir richard

sir richard is soo annoying, retarded, stupid, and a huge asshole and dickhead.
by imboredsoiuseurbandictionary February 14, 2019
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Sir Rick

That FUCKBOY dude who will Bang every hoe in his area, including your girlfriend and steal her hair straightner to look even better.
"Damn man, Sir Rick banged my girl again"
by xxxbangyourhoexxx September 16, 2017
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Sir Swag

A person who is very swag or swaggy, regardless of age, gender, height or name. An utmost compliment of high respect.
Hey, what should I call you?
You can call me Sir Swag.
by Pogmasterofindiscerniblegender December 11, 2020
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sir cutie

Someone who is a cutie but fancier! :D
Human 1: look at them! sir cutie is so amazing
Human 2: Of course they are! sir cutie, a formal cutie pie.
by Unknown_Friendo May 15, 2022
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Sir Jeffrey

The greatest person a person can know. Always opens the door even for the most horrible of people
by Sir Seniõr Jeffrey June 27, 2016
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Sir Ethan

A hot,loyal, smexy man you meet on Natural Disaster Survival in Roblox.
“Sir Ethan I won’t leave you, I will stand on your head and stay there until you die”
by CheezCurd November 29, 2021
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