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Singles Awareness Day

Celebrated or more like grieved on Valentine's day. S.A.D. stands for Singles Awareness Day. You get the point.
Singles Awareness Day helped me realize how much of a loser I am.
by wyldthinker February 25, 2008
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single

to be single,its a great idea to feel the life.
by zedo August 10, 2006
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singlelitis

The disorder some of your married friends seem to think you suffer from if you are unattached
Frank split up with Trudi...he'll have a touch of singlelitis and may need a course of speed dating to cure him!
by Flossycandy1 October 9, 2008
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singleface

When someone always looks single because of their appearance, attitude, and/or characteristics, but may or may not actually be single (ie. can actually be in a relationship/married/dating etc)
Wow! I had no idea she was married, she has such a singleface!

Are you in a relationship, you have a singleface.

You have a singleface when you're dating and even when you're single!
by yilmattic March 8, 2017
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Single Married Wife

A woman who takes care of all the cooking, cleaning, and financial responsibility of her bills and half of her husband's bills while raising his kids, getting nothing in return for her sacrifices, working night and day shifts as he comes home doing the bare minimum, expecting his single married wife to be his chef, therapist, maid, and caretaker, catching an attitude when asked to clean up after himself, cook dinner, take out the trash, fix the plumbing, watch the kids, or go grocery shopping, but has the nerve to want sex from his single married wife when he wants it unprotected at that it's better to be single and child free than to deal with an adult male with the mindset of adolescent child that'll never grow up and mature into adulthood, if men have anything it's the audacity to require a traditional women without playing the role of traditional man that provides, protects, respect, emotional intelligence, support, chivalrous, integrity, stability, courtmananship.
A single married wife is a lonely, depressing life to live on a daily basis. I'd rather expand my dating options knowing that a single married wife is more prevalent in certain cultures than others with high levels of misogyny, narcissism, incel behavior, and baby mama culture. I'm choosing myself by broadening my horizons and vetting men from cultures that differ from my own while valuing a woman's worth in countries like Greece, Spain, Albania, Sweden, Bulgaria, Bosnia, Serbia, Palestine, Guatamala, Tunisia, Algeria, Bermuda,the Cayman Islands, the Marshall Islands,the Northern Mariana Islands, Antigua, Samoa, Socotra, Azerbaijan, Belgium, Scotland, Canouan, Seychelles, Mauritius, Martinique, Cajun, Romania, Belarus, Montenegro, Andorra, Austria, Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland, Salvador, Hungary, Czech, Jordanian, Finland, Luxembourg, New Caledonia, Monaco, Estonia, Macau, Guernsey, Peru, Montreal.
by Desert flower September 6, 2023
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Singlet

A person without Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) or Other Specified Dissociative Disorder (OSDD)
Tom doesn’t have DID, he’s a singlet.”
by licoricemeat September 12, 2021
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single mike

mexican guy who has sex with a plethora of girls in one night and after brags in a douchey manner
last night he was being a real single mike when he banged the whole sorority and then talked about it in third person
by pbhsjobro November 18, 2010
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