SIFT

Acronym.
Sister I'd *have sex with* Too

Derivation of MILF

Peter: Dude, did you see Chad at parents' night? He's got such a MILF!
Joe: You should see his SIFT!

by RobertOldhead December 17, 2008

softboys

Term to describe male technology workers. Derived from their physical appearance: slightly overweight and pudgy, hiding their bodies in pale "comfort-fit" khakis and button-down shirts. Mostly used during the dotcom era.

See those softboys over there heading off to Starbucks for their afternoon lattes?

by MC December 5, 2003

sifter

noun. homo sapien specifically originating from lincoln university, canterbury, new zealand.
highly intellectual but actually well spoken pikey.
interests: lsd,pot, farmer scaring, surfing and sifting.
capable of blending in any social circle and only detectable by another sifter.(see sifter)

the aliens have landed, lets party.
(the drugs and beer have arrived let us celebrate)

by chanelle knows where u live September 14, 2003

softball player

Another term for "lesbian".

That Jenny, she's turned into quite the softball player.

What do you mean? She's all of a sudden into sports?

Yeah...and girls.

by nicky v. July 7, 2006

softball lesbian

A lesbian girl that plays softball

A lesbian:

A starlight girl:
A lesbian: I play softball what sports do you play?
A straight girl: oh so your a softball lesbian?
A lesbian: bitch... a what?

by Yeeyeemuhfucka June 11, 2019

Softball

Softball is another way of saying insecure, spoiled brat.

Oh that girl totally plays softball

OMG look it's a softball girl

She definitely plays softball.

by Crackhead.org February 21, 2020

sift

during sex, proceed to pull out a type of strainer, or sifter. then, put the sifter over your partner's face and ejaculate into it. the cum will "dribble" onto your partner's face.

* for a SuperSift, you need to people. do the above, but rather than using a sifter, use a screen door.

The cum driped onto her face from that wonderful sift!

by Yonish Spifondovich February 20, 2007