Shtumpy Shpunkenface

A stumpy slag who gets shpunken in her face on regular occasions.

Slags everywhere

by HayZeus January 15, 2004

shtum

Comes from the German word for 'dumb' (incapable of speaking), though it is spelt 'stum' in German. Spelling in English somewhat ambiguous.

"Keep stum or I'll chop your facking balls off sunshine!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

shrum

(v.) to defecate or excrete feces

(noun)
1. feces
2. the act of defecation

Bryan read a comic book in the bathroom while he took a shrum.

by Hillary Swanson January 25, 2008

shlump

What the is a shlump?
It doesn't really have to do with sex do it?

Go shlump a tree

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix December 24, 2003

shlump

a description word for something atrociously hideous

Oh for bloody fucks sake, what are you wearing a bloody shlump bag?

by andrea November 5, 2004

Shlump

A shit lump that some people leave on the side of the toilet bowl.
See also: Shlump stream

"My god! Someone's left one hell of a big schlump in there!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

A word meaning goodness.

That meal was full of shlumpiness!

by craig May 7, 2004