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Potomac School

An elite private school in Northern Virginia known for the recurring verbal, psychological, and physical abuse from German, Irish, Slav, and brown-skinned students and teachers towards other members of the community.
NoVA Teen 1: "Hey, are those Potomac School kids?"
NoVA Teen 2: "Yeah, some of them are worst than Nazis. But at least they're not Sidwell kids."
by EliteReviewer August 27, 2021
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learned the clarinet at school

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*
by marzia November 4, 2012
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School

A government institution designed to torment the minds of innocent children who could have had a bright future, if it wasn't for school.
This is what the average student such as myself goes through on a typical school day:

7:00 AM: As I arrive at the school, first period (Science) has begun. I take a seat at my desk and proceed to take orders by the "teacher", about five minutes in, his directions for the assignment are so boring, that I just put my head in my arms and go back to sleep. I am awakened by an idiot shaking my desk "for the fun of it". I sigh, and as I take out the tenth paper relating to my assignment, a student "accidentally" trips over my bag, and falls down, which ends up giving me detention for "tripping a student". This is such bullshit that I tell myself that I am not, under any circumstances, going to this detention. As I finish writing 10 papers about how the mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell, my whole arm is badly aching and turning red, I turn this into the teacher, who just shoves it back into my arms, for not writing the assignment in cursive. He tells me that he will give me another detention for not "doing the assignment". The massive amount of anger inside of me is barley being controlled at this point. Thankfully, the best part of class comes, the end of the period where people are packing up.

After lunch, the school day ends. When I get home, I go straight to sleep to make up all of the lost sleep in the morning.
Jimmy: damn, I dont wanna go to school!
Bob: Me neither, that place is literally hell on earth.
by InTheGoodlands May 3, 2015
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Spaulding High School

A place where the ROTC program, the band, and the drill team try harder than the actual football team itself
Joe: “Hey, are you going to the Spaulding High School football game?”

Dave: “To do what, watch the halftime show?”
by zay12 October 8, 2017
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moreland ridge middle school

a school that lets kids ages 11-14 yrs cuss and do whatever they want when they want to. contains elsa look alike’s, robots, aliens, spongebobs etc. might be the worst place i’ve ever been to. and the bathrooms literally smell like something died. kms.
mom: i enrolled you at moreland ridge middle school today!
me: NO NO PLEASE NO
by Cristaria December 18, 2017
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North East middle school

a School full of petty white hoes who fuck their cousins and will snitch on they grandma. All the girls that go here are desperate asf and think they all that, but in reality they just basic trashy whores. The guys here think if they play sports they are
Immediately better than anyone else. They are the basic wannabe jocks. This school by far is the shitttest place to go. I’d rather clean up horse shit or maybe even take a trip to hell. Northeast the basic hick town.
by Gr8y December 28, 2017
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Southfield christian school

The school where rich kids claim to be from the hood
*dancing in front of mirror on snapchat* “I came from the trenches!” but is really from Troy or Bloomfield hills and goes to southfield christian school
by underrated wannabes June 5, 2018
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