tuxedo shoes

Most commonly an athletic shoe that has been dressed up enough to pass for formal wear. Common examples are Air Jordan's in a full black color scheme with touches of white often in the sole. At first glance they appear formal enough, upon later examination you're just a kid in a grown up body in fancy tennis shoes.

"Honey, can I wear my tuxedo shoes or do I have to find where my Doc Martin's are stored for the wedding you're making me go to?"

"You want to wear your Jordan's again?"

"Yes."

by Brothers Mose January 27, 2017

the mighty shoe

a fictional shoe that does virtually anyting that was featured in a spoof Billy Mayes video created by thegoldentones on youtube.com

Hey man my pencil just broke can i borrow your mighty shoe?

"Mom were out of soap" "So just use the mighty shoe" "oh yea"

Did you get the new ipod touch?
No man I use the mighty shoe it has over 10,000 uses.

by thegoldentones July 4, 2009

socks and shoes

Meaning:

1.Straight up

2.Yeah that's cool

3.It can be used when excited or shocked
4.Can also be used in an unbelievable manner
5.The term was created by Gracey Yall

1. Hey Stan you going out tonight, Stan replies socks and shoes
2. Hey you don't mind if I borrow your ps3, replies socks and shoes
3.Hey man I got you a striper, replies socks and shoes
4.You know Gary got a 5000 bill, replies SOCKS AND SHOES

by Itz GRacey Yall December 12, 2009

shylock shoes

new shoes that take a pound of your flesh before you break them in. usually sandals or some other cute shoes. the cuter the shoes, the more shylocky they seem to be.

e.g. "I have blisters all over my feet...these shylock shoes have taken their pound of flesh!"

by cdafox May 19, 2010

shower shoes

Athletic style flip-flops worn in public bathing facilities such as showers steam rooms and saunas. Recommend to be used to avoid catching such nasty foot fungus' such as athletes foot and to maintain sanitary conditons in the aforementioned places

Joe wore his shower shoes in the steam room at the gym.

by JoshieG April 23, 2010

Velcro Shoes

The only shoe that provides comfort and sex appeal.

When I think about your Velcro Shoes, I touch myself!

by Garden Gnome Suprise May 3, 2006

shoe show

a shoe show is a strip show ,thats all they wear

hey lets go to the shoe show at big earls , i need more
yanking material

by fatman September 26, 2005